penis wrinkle

a way to insult someone to the lowest degree

Shut up you damn penis wrinkle

by Jesse Denning October 24, 2003

wrinkle ditch

another name for a woman's genitalia

Last night I totally plowed her wrinkle ditch.

by The Baller 69 February 8, 2009

wrinkled starfish

Females anus after anal sex, similar to pink sock. This suggests anus sagging with flaps of skin or perhaps hemoroids.

Dude: Did you get her ass?
Homie: I did it so hard I left her with a wrinkled starfish!

by Truckpipe July 25, 2008

nut wrinkle

the space between two little flaps of skin on the ball sack that incubates smelly,dirty sweat and leftover cunt drippings for the next person to lick

that britney is about as clean as a nut wrinkle

by rjrumples February 2, 2008

Fruit wrinkle

Elderly homosexual male

A South Beach early bird special is full of fruit wrinkles

by Popo Peepaw March 11, 2017

wrinkle rub

One who rubs his flesh thermometer to ensure it's wrinkle free and ready for action.

Scotty did the wrinkle rub to Adam before he got his temp taken.

by The slap daddy! November 5, 2007

Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...

by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011