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nortonize 

to install a Norton/Symantec related antivirus program on your computer and therefore bog down your system with bloated, mostly unnecessary, add-ons.
I should have chosen that free antivirus software, but instead, I paid a lot of money for this popular brand, and now my system is so slow and completely nortonized.

He told me I would regret this installing the antivirus software because I would nortonize my system.
nortonize by cfgenie February 9, 2010
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Hortonized 

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.
"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."
Hortonized by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

Nortanizing

Involuntary twitching of body parts during sleep sometimes imitating Ed Norton of the Honeymooners
I thought he was having a fit but he was only nortanizing.

Toni has to start sleeping with protective head gear because her husband nortanized at night.
Nortanizing by Toni McKay May 18, 2011

Nortonist 

One who acts like a snake towards their peers. Untrustworthy, egotistical, manipulative, and dismissive to those who they deem less than them. Often clout chasing. (Think's they're the shit)
Damn Liam has been acting diff since he started hanging with seniors bro is a nortonist

Bro thinks he better than everyone else, he is such A nortonist
Nortonist by militia JP January 22, 2022
Mainly used in canada.

it means going to Tim Horton's and get a coffee and/or some blueberry muffins, chocolate coockies, doughnuts, bagles...
the word was created in London, Ontario by reseachers in medical biomechanics during long experiments.
i go hortonize
i need to get hortonized, shall i bring you a blueberry muffin?
did you get hortonized already, lets go and grab a coffee and and some coockies
hortonize by gabor puskas August 23, 2011

Nortnite 

Freddy is Nortnite would mean ; Freddy is Gay
Nortnite by 12131234123W4234 April 15, 2021

Noroniza 

The most beautiful girl in the world, when she fall inlove she is the most loyal and caring person you'll ever met. She will make you laugh so will be comfortable with her. She's a good friend but once you make her angry you'll see what a demon looks like.
Oh my god Noroniza is here!
What a beautiful Noroniza.
Noroniza by anonymous March 15, 2022
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