Skip to main content
1)Nogress- A state of play where something should have been achieved but hasn't been.
I.e the opposite of progress.

2)A negative state in which expectations have not been met.

3) A social networking status expressing one's feelings of failure.
1)Manager- How are you getting on with the filing?

Employee- I'm making Nogress.

2)Friend 1 - How's life dude

Friend 2 - I'm Making Nogress

3) Nogress
Nogress by Touch Da Beast July 19, 2010
Nogress mug front
Get the Nogress mug.
See more merch

norrissed 

To be pwned so hard that the only describable explanation for the ownage was that you were against Chuck Norris. This term is so strong that using it freely can cause loss of friends at an alarming rate. The actual occurance of people being norrissed is very small. According to recent studies, the amount of norrissings is equal to 10 times the number of total pwn10d's, which is in turn equal to 10 times the number of total pwn9's, etc. This makes it possible for the total amount of norrissings to be a decimal, which makes sense, since it is impossible for mortals to perform on a level equal to that of Chuck Norris.

The hierarchy looks like this:

norrissed
pwn10d
pwn9d
pwn8d
pwn7d
pwn6d
pwn5d
pwn4d
pwn3d
pwned
owned
raped
slaughtered
massacred
killed
Guy 1: dude, i just norrissed these guys on CS, i got a 1342 kill streak with my monitor turned off in a 141231 v 1 match while lagging

Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.
norrissed by Fnovd July 29, 2008
Related Words
Noun:
When no progress is made.

Verb:
The act of not progressing
"I tried talking some sense into Trump today, but nogress was made."
"Yo.. ahm too drunk to climb deez stairs righ now. I'm just going to nogress here for a few hours til I can stand up."
Nogress by Basque JRED August 18, 2017

NoPression 

An Amazing Counter-Strike Team that comes from Montreal Canada . Composed of 5 french players who arent scared of
any team and are ready for anything to prove theirselves.
NoPression Roster : Parad1s vokal olibraz sKz chosen
NoPression by Jordan bishop September 23, 2007
"My mum was taking photos of me flexing in my back garden so I could show the internet that progress is better than nogress."
Nogress by ShortsAndSheds July 12, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026