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6 definitions by Fnovd

 
1.
LOLINTERNETS for "I know, right".
J: zomgwtf tihs is gay domo crashed teh vent and teh hole raid wiped

Fnovd: lol inorite?
by Fnovd October 22, 2006
 
2.
The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.

Used as a generic response to almost anything.
J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: my brother died in a hurricane :(

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!

J: umwtf did he say?

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
by Fnovd October 22, 2006
 
3.
An arbitrary variant of "w00t".
Guy 1: OMG i just got like 4 epic drops IN A ROW

Guy 2: w00tne0nt
by Fnovd April 06, 2006
 
4.
To be pwned so hard that the only describable explanation for the ownage was that you were against Chuck Norris. This term is so strong that using it freely can cause loss of friends at an alarming rate. The actual occurance of people being norrissed is very small. According to recent studies, the amount of norrissings is equal to 10 times the number of total pwn10d's, which is in turn equal to 10 times the number of total pwn9's, etc. This makes it possible for the total amount of norrissings to be a decimal, which makes sense, since it is impossible for mortals to perform on a level equal to that of Chuck Norris.

The hierarchy looks like this:

norrissed
pwn10d
pwn9d
pwn8d
pwn7d
pwn6d
pwn5d
pwn4d
pwn3d
pwned
owned
raped
slaughtered
massacred
killed
Guy 1: dude, i just norrissed these guys on CS, i got a 1342 kill streak with my monitor turned off in a 141231 v 1 match while lagging

Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.
by Fnovd March 24, 2006
 
5.
What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.
Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.

Guy 2: Sweet
by Fnovd April 07, 2006
 
6.
pronounced (hacks - uh - fracks - uhl) - Has the same definition and connotations as hax, but with twice as much severity.
Guy 1: ya so i wuz lik goin to WSG and ths 1 dwarf hunter solo'd all of us i wuz like "wtf hax"

Guy 2: wtf u shouda been lyke "haxafraxle"

Guy 1: o ya i fregot, im suchs a dumbaz

Guy 3: w00tne0nt
by Fnovd June 06, 2006