LOLINTERNETS for "I know, right".
J: zomgwtf tihs is gay domo crashed teh vent and teh hole raid wiped
Fnovd: lol inorite?
October 22, 2006
The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.
Used as a generic response to almost anything.
J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy
J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn
J: my brother died in a hurricane :(
n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!
J: umwtf did he say?
October 22, 2006
An arbitrary variant of "w00t".
Guy 1: OMG i just got like 4 epic drops IN A ROW
Guy 2: w00tne0nt
To be pwned so hard that the only describable explanation for the ownage was that you were against Chuck Norris. This term is so strong that using it freely can cause loss of friends at an alarming rate. The actual occurance of people being norrissed is very small. According to recent studies, the amount of norrissings is equal to 10 times the number of total pwn10d's, which is in turn equal to 10 times the number of total pwn9's, etc. This makes it possible for the total amount of norrissings to be a decimal, which makes sense, since it is impossible for mortals to perform on a level equal to that of Chuck Norris.
The hierarchy looks like this:
Guy 1: dude, i just norrissed these guys on CS, i got a 1342 kill streak with my monitor turned off in a 141231 v 1 match while lagging
Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.
What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.
Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.
Guy 2: Sweet
pronounced (hacks - uh - fracks - uhl) - Has the same definition and connotations as hax, but with twice as much severity.
Guy 1: ya so i wuz lik goin to WSG and ths 1 dwarf hunter solo'd all of us i wuz like "wtf hax"
Guy 2: wtf u shouda been lyke "haxafraxle"
Guy 1: o ya i fregot, im suchs a dumbaz
Guy 3: w00tne0nt