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schloopy noogen 

the act of putting a males testicles into a anus directly after having anal sex.
John Welsh gave Garrett Kamph a schloopy noogen.
Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
An expearianced person who disguises himself as a noob just to have some funn.
(the nooben)hey noob yea yoy im talking to you
(the noob)wtf your a f**king noob
(the nooben)^o^ awsome i got him to say im a noob
nooben by Jeffrey C. Layne May 9, 2008

splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.
" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

Neogenian 

Neogenian: Pertaining to the attachment of a new chin; one’s previous chin having been pulverised by repeated blows.
Corey is looking less beaten up now, since having his neogenian fitted. His old chin took one heck of a pounding!
Neogenian by Bluemauvey June 16, 2023

nootenhooger 

I rocker who plays instruments created from the internal organs, and sex organs of large mammals.
Soundz slapped the hell out of that 4 string gorilla stick last night.
nootenhooger by Stan the butcher August 25, 2004