noobie cheese 

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.

"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

noobie cheese by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007

No Roux Noobie 

It means that you have no roux, therefore you are a no roux noobie. It can mean other things as well, but that’s a secret that you can determine for yourself.

“Dumb dumb, give me gum gum.”
“No.”
“Ugh, no roux noobie.”

No Roux Noobie by OMMX3 September 13, 2019

Noobiest 

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.

Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#

Noobiest by Hackneyed August 25, 2006

noobieos 

Cereal that pros eat for breakfast. Such as, they own noobs when they're partially awake.

Yo, I ate some noobieos in CS for breakfast. ROFLCOPTER!

noobieos by Ekips October 6, 2006

noobie snax 

1. n. the act/s of practicing or warming up before playing a video game against other, by playing against lower, less-expeirenced players, (i.e. noobs or noobies) EX: "eating noobs alive" - simply just beating them senseless in a game, without much effort or determination, showing your superiority in skill and expeirence.

Before playing matchmaking on Halo 2, my friend, Alex, and I ate some noobie snax.

Because of previous noobie snax, I was able to win the tournement with ease.

noobie snax by Dual Fury April 22, 2006

NoobiestNoob 

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under

1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence

NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011

Noobie 

A person who is new at playing an online game and/or is bad at it.
also see noob,nub,nublet,nooblet,/\/00|3

gamer a:WTF you are soo stupid you use an AWP.
gamer b:Shut up you noob

Noobie by fallen hand of god November 23, 2004