Nostradumbass 

A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.

Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."

Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"

Nostradumbass by the pope June 8, 2004

Nostradamus 

A guy whose prophecies pertaining to the end of the world have been interpreted, proven wrong, and reinterpreted so many times that its surprising they haven't given up on him yet

The world will end in 1750...no wait, 1819....or maybe 2000....2023?

Nostradamus by Shwaggy November 18, 2003

Neon Nostrade 

The most pretty and hot character in hunter hunter with her Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hair and body! I want her to crush me we’re only a year apart <\3

Neon nostrade is amazing

Neon Nostrade by Iwantenmuandkurapikatocrushme May 30, 2021

Nostradamus 

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.

Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.

Nostradamus by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

Nostradamus 

A "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true.

The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)

Nostradamus talked shit.

Nostradamus by Anonymous July 16, 2003

non-trad 

An old fart going back to college. Almost always obnoxious, interrupting class to talk about irrelevant stuff, like their kids who already went to college.

I wish that non-trad lady would shut up already.

non-trad by Dowcet May 23, 2007

Nostradumbass 

1. Someone who makes foolish predictions of future events that are cleary unlikely to come true.
2. Someone who is unable to reasonably assess the direction of a given situation.

1. Gary: "I reckon England will win the world cup in 2006... it'll be great". Dave: "Nice prediction nostradumbass"
2. "You didn't see that one coming nostradumbass!"

Nostradumbass by lukecleland November 7, 2004