Noncents

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!

This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!

Noncents by LittleDuke September 3, 2012

Nontent 

1) (Noun)
Material of a larger work (literary or otherwise) that is lacking in substance, attraction or worth, and therefore provides nothing to its supposed audience: The opposite of content (noun), usually generated when the author/creator is lazy, apathetic, takes their audience for granted and/or has abandoned the larger work summarily.

Used primarily to describe Web sites.

2) (Noun) (Variant)
Something expressed through some medium, as speech, writing, etc; that is empty or devoid of any substantive matter, whose only purpose is to perpetuate or justify the existence of the container/medium within which it exists.

Related: Filler

1) "This Website hasn't been updated in ages! Instead of news, information or downloads, it's just had months and months of nontent."

2) "That film was a waste of time. It basically had 1-2 watchable sequences, but the rest was nontent."

Nontent by DougNY January 17, 2008

nonner 

Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.

Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.

nonner by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007

Total confunction nonsense 

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way

Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense

Total confunction nonsense by CaribbeanPikachu January 23, 2020

nonsense 

something that has or makes no sense

An example of nonsense:

Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.

nonsense by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

nennen 

A German phrase that actually means 'to name' but has been used by German students to signify a good thing or something stupid.

Person drops a bottle of water on the flooor.
"NENNEN" is half-shouted

nennen by German Master of the World March 2, 2009

Nonsensiopian 

Someone or something that is completely crazy and weird and wonderful all of the time.

Another word for spifflish

She’s not normal - she’s nonsensiopian!

Nonsensiopian by miss_paige_turner June 3, 2018