6 definitions by LittleDuke

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!
This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!
by LittleDuke April 7, 2012
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OFFS! Can you believe it's illegal to buy beer in Minnesota on Sundays??
by LittleDuke June 1, 2015
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The kind of situations that are invented to add more drama to real world problems that are on the surface ridiculous when compared to even First World Problems.
"Can you believe I had to drive back home to bring my son his dress clothes for Wednesday mass at school because they don't let children wear shorts on that day? Even though they can on Sundays?"

Damn girl, that isn't even a first world problem -- it's a "fake world problem"
by LittleDuke May 24, 2016
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I am so SNFT of this rain! When will it end?
by LittleDuke May 28, 2015
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The process of reviewing old photo's or yearbooks and suddenly discovering that someone has become more attractive. Usually indicative of a change in tastes or maturity, or a desire to hook up.
Girl: Great reunion get together! After looking at the reunion photo's I pulled out our yearbook and I have to say you were really hot!
Boy: You wouldn't give me the time of day in high school, sounds like now you are photoshopping me?
Girl: Doesn't mean we can't hook up now does it?
Boy (to his 15yr old self) : Stick with it! She'll come around eventually. Dreams can come true.
by LittleDuke November 14, 2012
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Text message shortcut for "You Are Not The Boss Of Me". Used when someone is being bossy or telling you do to something you don't want to do, or it's not their place. Like after you've moved out of the house and mom is still trying to tell you how to live your life.
Mother (to adult child): "You should call your sister and apologize"
You: "YANTBOM!"
Mother: "What does THAT mean?"
You: "Look it up in the Urban Dictionary!"
by LittleDuke July 29, 2016
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