nonions 

A sandwich without onions.

I'll take whole wheat, with pickle, lettuce, olives and nonions.

nonions by bob beeflips May 5, 2010

nonions 

a person who relies on state benefit and dresses from charity shops, normally from the north east of england with bleached hair and if male black moustache.

charlie chuck, kajagoogoo, jeremy kyle/trisha participents.
he looked like a total nonions, how nonions is he?, the nonions has his benefit check so we wont see him.

nonions by tim perkins October 16, 2006

notions 

Being up yourself or thinking you're above/better than everyone else. A descriptor of someone you may know who has now gotten ideas or behaviours that would have previously been believed to be above their station.

"Did you see Sorcha's picture on Facebook? CAVIAR?! Absolute notions. And she from Ballybackarseofnowhere? Was far from Caviar she was raised."

notions by mmuty April 24, 2018

Consensual Nonconsensuality 

The act of giving the consent while pretending not to consent (in BDSM). This term was coined by Biaman Basu in The Commerce of Peoples: Sadomasochism and African American Literature. This action involves two participants and their willing to test the waters. For example, one partner pretends not to like being tied up while the other pretends to force it. Another example, in literature, is reading a text that is fragmented and irritating, but still stimulating. Both parties agree ahead of time as to what lines cannot be crossed, but can still be taunted, and as always, a safe word is used to ensure protection.

Before the play scene:

Bob: I'm going to beg you to stop whipping me, but please don't.

Sally: Ok, I've got your consensual nonconsensuality.

During the play scene:

Bob: Oh Sally! Please stop! You are hurting me!

(Sally doesn't stop)

Consensual Nonconsensuality by M.Hanks May 19, 2014

Nonion 

A newspaper headline so outrageous that it should be in The Onion, but isn't.

"The article here says that conspiritard Alex Jones just hired Roseanne Barr to be a reporter. That's a nonion if I ever saw one!"

Nonion by InkyA August 17, 2011

los nonconsentuals 

the term los nonconsentuals refers to los campesinos fans that dont know how to take no for an answer

also can be used to refer to annoying wilbur soot fans, specifically lovejoy fans because they join the los campesinos fandom knowing they are despised within.

Alex and Kadi are both los nonconsentuals because they dont know what no means

los nonconsentuals by aaaababababbabababbababa January 3, 2023

Fuzzy Notions 

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

Fuzzy Notions by JPM2014 March 10, 2014