Closet Nudist 

someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.

"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"

Closet Nudist by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011

nudist 

A person that typically prefers not to wear clothes when the situation permits. Not to be confused with streaker.

If you ever meet a nudist, just look them in the eyes.

nudist by Zatu November 1, 2005

Noisturbating 

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

nosist

Discrimination against noses

“Ms. Yann has a long nose” - Destiny “Your a nosist” - Amir

nosist by Amioo October 19, 2020

Notistic 

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

Noist

Nice and moist
Noist...

(Guy 1) check that chick out, I bet she would be moist
(Guy 2) nah man, she's noist
(Guy 1) whaaa?
(Guy 2) she would be nice and moist. Noist

Noist by Batman3 June 6, 2013

nudisty 

The feeling of being slightly modest while nude with other.

Did you notice Sharon at the hot tub? She was showing a lot of nudisty with that huge towel around her waist.

nudisty by His Duderificness September 8, 2010