noddy holder

Someone that constantly, incessantly holds their penis.
Johns a bloody noddy holder.
by Wetwhitewipes January 7, 2016
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Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.
"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.
by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008
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