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No Knock Warrant 

When a woman is taking it from behind from a male(usually a law enforcement officer but can be a male of any profession) in an aggressive fashion and the male's penis unexpectedly and forcibly enters the back door(anus/butthole) with out warning.
Girl 1: "Why are you walking funny?"

Girl 2: I met this cop at the bar last night. He started fucking my from behind and next thing I know he executed a No Knock Warrant. I've been walking funny ever since."
No Knock Warrant by Huntbig March 25, 2022
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No Knock Warrant 

When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”

“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”

“Oooh boy…”
No Knock Warrant by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022

Alabama No-Knock 

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.
My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?
Alabama No-Knock by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

All fur coat and no knickers

Phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral.
See her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers.

No Touch Knockout 

The term No Touch Knockout refers to a prominent martial arts scam technique which advertises a "no touch knockout master"'s ability to knock someone asleep with "magical powers" , "ancient energy techniques" or anything synonymous with those examples. This martial arts scam is less prominent nowadays, however it still happens on a shallow basis.
B : "have you heard of this new guy named Steven Seagal? He's such a great Aikidoka"
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026