no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

no fucking way 

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

no fucking way by Luke December 26, 2004

No fucking way dude. 

Definition 1: When rejecting someone else's idea.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.

1:

Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!

2:

Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!

No fucking way dude. by allyssawashere May 8, 2022

NO FUCKING ICE 

words shouted during a snowball fight when a person picks up a huge lump of ice and threatens to throw it

*noob picks up a huge chunk of ice*
Lucas: "oi noob, NO FUCKING ICE"

NO FUCKING ICE by COCK IN MOUTH February 11, 2009

No Fucking Way 

When anything in life remotely goes wrong

I dropped a pen, "no fucking way.'
I misclicked an application, "no fucking way.'
My mom was shot and killed, "no fucking way."

No Fucking Way by Nawsayn August 20, 2023

no fucking editors

A condition on UD where there aren't enough editors and there is a backlog of probably more than 1,000 definitions waiting to be reviewed.

It's impossible to get through all of the definitions because there are no fucking editors.

no fucking editors by Dude Regular March 18, 2011

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021