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No chance in hell
Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!
by $hane Mcmahon January 22, 2014

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You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.
No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!
by Meh99 April 27, 2016

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one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.
when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"
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by 000CAta April 09, 2017

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I dont agree with your suggestion
- Im like totally going home
- No way jose
by lucky boy tommy October 25, 2013

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