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no way Jose 

one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.
when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"
no way Jose by 000CAta April 9, 2017

No way jose 

"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"
No way jose by Trigger5200 October 20, 2019

no way jose 

I dont agree with your suggestion
- Im like totally going home
- No way jose
no way jose by lucky boy tommy October 26, 2013

No way jose 

When a mexican man rapes you tight little ass
No way jose by Turbo_racist October 17, 2023

No-way-Jose 

You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.
No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!
No-way-Jose by Meh99 April 27, 2016

No way, Jose!

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
No way, Jose! by sammabanana August 23, 2007