Lag

The single most powerful entity in any game that not only causes you to lose but also possesses your physical body and causes you to plunge into a feat of rage and depression. It also has similar effects to cocaine.

"Did you hear about what happened to Bob?"
"Yeah, he got killed by Lag."

by the/rapist April 21, 2017

lag

What people using 56K or below cause while playing a multiplayer game.

Player 1 Ping 999
Player 2: upgrade ur 14.4k lagger!!1

by SC.Zee September 25, 2003

Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression

Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 10, 2021

lags

Slow as shit

Sprint 3G lags! Its nice they sell 4G phones but are limited to 4G service.

by munjerthegreatst September 23, 2010

lag

An excuse that noob admins use to boot people who are better than them.

Player: "woot! I have 20 kills and only one death!"
Admin: I'm sorry sir, but im going to have to boot you because you're lagging

by Mycoplasma August 6, 2006

lagging

the art of being absolutely wasted its a truly beautiful state

i got well lagging last night!

by tel January 27, 2005

lag

when either your ping or the ping of others slows down game play in an online gaming server.

- fuck man get out of here your lagging teh server

- you are a lag whore n00b

- lets voteban this lagwhore

by MrMoto May 28, 2006