Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.
by Bawston69 November 1, 2019
Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
by Autism anus November 7, 2020
It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.
Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.
by /\/\itsuki December 2, 2017
What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.
Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!
by InsanityxthexGit November 18, 2013
This month is only for girls and girls only. No matter how tempting and horny you are, the dick is off limit. The rules are simple - you may not insert a penis vaginally, participate in anal or oral activities involving a penis. You may not touch a penis or a penis shaped toy.
by RwandaForEver November 11, 2020
The event of No Dick December requires all participants to refrain from masturbating from December 1st until 12:01 AM January 1st.
*December 1st*
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night
by Mugga Mugson December 8, 2009
Patrick: No Nut November It’s on I am saving it for Dick December
Spongebob: bring it to me on December ;)
Spongebob: bring it to me on December ;)
by Gabriela Lievano November 3, 2018