No Income, Job nor Assets
Granting a mortgage to a NINJA is a predatory lending practice.
by webstyr January 05, 2008
A substitute word for the N-word.
Yo, What up my Ninja?
by John Smuggy January 11, 2010
plural for ninja.
by AYB April 02, 2003
An unending game involving more than one participant. The objective of ninja is simple. Fart in your hand, sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, then cover both their nose and mouth in attempt to "assassinate" them. Ninja can start at any time. There are no rules or restrictions to your assassination attempts, but they must be carried out in the fashion mentioned above. The game will end when the other party specifically expresses they want to quit the game. (If they know what the game is.) Or if they gag or excrete any type of bile. If none of these are met, then the came will continue until then.
Me and bob were hanging out in the kitchen one night, until I farted in my hand while he was busy and cuffed his mouth and nose in attempt to assassinate him like a Ninja.
by Jack wangerdoodle. February 21, 2014
someone who is using the perk "ninja", or "ninja pro" in "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II".
In a free for all


"Ooh I'm gonna sneak up on Erik B Red, and kill his ass...Bam!!!! How you like them apples?!?!?!"

Me(with a heartbeat sensor):

"Damn ninjas!!!!! I'm gonna kill you ninja!!!!"
by Erik-B March 12, 2010
An assassin that according to the show 'deadliest warrior' can get totally owned by a Spartan.
Hey did you see that spartan kill that ninja?
by Dudewhereismycar? April 30, 2009
They were masters of Ninjutsu(The Art Of Stealth) the martial art of the ninja NOT Kung Fu. For those who can't tell the difference between samurais and ninjas a Samurai is more like a soldier without guns but armed with Swords,Bows and arrows But Ninjas or Shinobi is more like a guerrilla squad using Swords, Shuriken, Smoke Bombs, etc. Everything that people believe in like how ninjas can do anything like run on water, make some hand seal and turn in to smoke and how people think ninjas are demons that kill people for no reason were wrong. The science of ninjas were higher and that's why they thought Ninjas were Magicians but they were only illusionist who fooled the eyes of the ignorant. Even the military uses the ninjas tactics and weapons like smoke grenades originally came from smoke bomb. Samurai described ninjas from there experience from battles then later people made up stories like how a ninja summoned a Giant Frog to Defeat it. Later on Masashi Kishimoto created Naruto the anime cartoon episodes as seen in cartoon network based on Japanese folk stories. Ninjutsu contained Pressure points, Samurai Sword Techniques, Chinese Philosophies,Meditation,etc.
The code of the ninja(Ninpo) which was was against the code of the samurai (Bushido). The art of the Samurai was death. But the art of the ninja was to survive, get the job done and escape. This gave ninjas greater advantage. They also borrowed stealth tactics from Sun Tzu the Chinese general.
-Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

-For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

-Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack.

these were all ninja tactics
by @@@@@@@ October 10, 2011
Someone who has the ability to mindfuck others. Someone who is stealth enough to complete missions with other ninjas that involve high risk situations. A ninja can usually "ninja" information out of other individuals who are clear 'un-ninjas'.

Ninjas are usually dressed casually, and people don't usually peg these people as actual ninjas, but rather, ordinary and normal girls. Watch out though, there couldbe a ninja at your workplace.

And she could ninja the shit out of you.
co-worker: blah blah blah blah blah

ninja: (in her mind) - good to know I just ninja'd the shit outta you bud. I'm going to go tell my other ninja this classified information.
by ninjatwoxo July 21, 2011

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