A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
by MattyP603 November 11, 2013
similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs
by Craiggy February 25, 2008
by Dognapp May 7, 2016
Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.
by Mrmcchicken February 5, 2012
to have super ninja reflexes like that of a Ninja Turtle. This include the ability to quickly remove bells off of a coat in the dark without making a sound.
by catabrite August 24, 2010
Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.
by Dekkernator July 30, 2009
when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.
i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special
by ninja turtle special November 4, 2009