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(as a verb)

to deliver a severe punitive punishment to someone

Can also be written 9/11 (but not so good).

Any more trouble from you, fatface, and I'll nine-eleven you.
by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006
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"i just nine-eleved your ass"
by the dark angel January 10, 2005
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A simple phrase connoting the desire or need to depart from the current location; usually followed by a response of "Let's roll." The importance of such an action can be magnified by the individual orating both portions of the clause as in "Nine-Eleven; let's roll."
Approaching time to go to class
Gentleman 1: "Nine-Eleven?"
Gentleman 2: "Let's roll."
-or-
At a horrible party
Gentleman 1: "Nine-Eleven; let's roll."
Gentleman 2: nods in agreement
by DocF August 19, 2006
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"Ever since Nine-Eleven there's been nothing but mass censorship and stuff."
by Dave January 15, 2004
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A simple phrase connoting the desire or need to depart from the current location; usually followed by a response of "Let's roll." The importance of such an action can be magnified by the individual orating both portions of the clause as in "Nine-Eleven; let's roll."
Approaching time to go to class
Gentleman 1: "Nine-Eleven?"
Gentleman 2: "Let's roll."
-or-
At a horrible party
Gentleman 1: "Nine-Eleven; let's roll."
Gentleman 2: nods in agreement
by DocF August 18, 2006
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1. Verb To seriously damage/hurt unexpectedly, and afterwards try to recollect pride in oneself.

2. A stronger form of "Pearl Harbor"
Man 1: So I hear you just got out of jail? From how you're walking, you must've gotten Nine-Elevened hard!
Man 2: I don't wanna talk about it...

Girl 1: Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?!
Girl 2: I was just Nine-Elevened in the parking lot! *tears*
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the explosive impact literally of the event on the september 11th 2001.
Also the habit with slang,of bad things meaning good things.
Definition is something amazing,explosive,massive
Q:"how was your birthday party?"
A:"Fuckin´nine-eleven,man!"
by bread bag March 30, 2005
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