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1. Verb To seriously damage/hurt unexpectedly, and afterwards try to recollect pride in oneself.

2. A stronger form of "Pearl Harbor"
Man 1: So I hear you just got out of jail? From how you're walking, you must've gotten Nine-Elevened hard!
Man 2: I don't wanna talk about it...

Girl 1: Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?!
Girl 2: I was just Nine-Elevened in the parking lot! *tears*
by whatsapseudonymman September 05, 2011

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