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M. Night Shyamalan-ed 

to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.

when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
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M-Night-Shayamalan'ed 

When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.
"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."

".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"
M-Night-Shayamalan'ed by drbambam January 10, 2013

Wednesday Nighted 

When you go out any night of the week, drink more than you probably should have, but end up having a great time anyway.
AJ was Wednesday Nighted last night.
Wednesday Nighted by Nova Boy June 24, 2007

NightedThePanda

epic, fun, artistic, hot music artist who makes good songsss slayyy
NightedThePanda is slayyyy
A grumpy old man that has a terrible taste in movies. He is also fat.
John is such a nighted.
Nighted by Hana Song June 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026