newporter

Someone who has lived in Newport their whole life and has family roots here. Thay hate to leave the island, and when they do its a "road trip". Their summers are spent working on the water, going to the beach, outside parties, and making fun of stupid tourists.

James:Were going to Boston today.
Sam:Are you serious, we have to leave the island?
James: You are such a newporter

newporter by newportsailor May 22, 2006

Savage networker 

A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.

Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"

Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".

Savage networker by The Roost August 7, 2016

Bearded New Yorker

According to Artie, its a racial slur for a Jewish person. Yea right.

I saw a whole group of Bearded New Yorkers taking Subcutex today.

Bearded New Yorker by engine7 August 17, 2008

new yorker 

According to them they are better than you,me,and anyone else who is not from New York City.

Me:Well I got to catch my flight back to seattle in 10 minutes.
New Yorker:Ohh wow you live in seattle!Do you own a farm?
Me:NO! Dumbass.

new yorker by Okami March 20, 2008

new yorker 

The only Americans that foreigners generally like.

Frenchman: Are you an American?
Me: No, I'm a New Yorker.
Frenchman: Sacré bleu! What a relief!

new yorker by NY ownz j00 March 15, 2004

New Yorker 

You grew up with “it’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?” . Going to school even in blizzards because we are tough and can handle a little snow. You enjoy cups of cawfee sittin on your stoop.

Angela, oh my gawd! Yo son, it’s mad brick out hea got places to go cuz I’m a New Yorker

New Yorker by Princess of New Yawk June 23, 2018

The New Yorker 

The act of crafting elegant prose with one's penis on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin worked diligently at The New Yorker to the surprise of all his peers online.

The New Yorker by Marc Mushroom October 19, 2020