Newjazz

Newjazz is a “nom de guerre” or sobriquet for a man or woman on a mission in a place they shouldn’t be attending; doing things that they shouldn’t be doing.

A cultural guide or insider gets you in and introduces you as “Newjazz” to protect your identity; and, to allow you to move more freely and safely while partaking of forbidden delights.

It is generally understood that a person baring the name “Newjazz” is a first time attendee AND his or her hesitancy and/or awkwardness should be forgiven until they relax and become more comfortable in the surroundings.

However, the price of this indulgence is some type of social initiation to formalize your relationship to the community in which you are a guest. This can take the form of a public performance based on “venue activity” or the intake of powerful substances that could potentially BLOW YOUR MIND.

This term is made popular by season 3 episode 8 of Atlanta named — not surprisingly — New Jazz.

1) Now all of you Cougars hide your claws! This “Cub” is my friend. Newjazz. Make him comfortable but DON’T BITE! Unless he wants you to.

2) This is my “celly” Newjazz. He from around my way. He hung out with 23rd street and them and he aight . He’s in on some cowboy shit; but he ain’t do it! Just some BULLSHIT! Y’all show him some love.

Newjazz by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 7, 2022

Cathy Newmaning 

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.

Alex: Apples are different than oranges

Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me

Cathy Newmaning by bemorechadlike June 28, 2020

Nawwaf 

A nice and funny person who has problems saying the word 'no'. A hard-core gamer with a preference for Halo, and sensitive about losing to girls. Athletic but skinny because he runs too much. A great boyfriend, who always looks after his girl.

Damn he's fast. That's so Nawwaf.

Nawwaf by binabo October 21, 2012

NewarkReady

1. Not ready. At all.
2. The most unfortunate hashtag ever.

1. The steak said "Moo!" when I jabbed it. It was NewarkReady.

2. Man, I'm NewarkReady for this frontal lobotomy.

NewarkReady by M. Trips August 21, 2021

Cardinal Newman high school 

Cardinal Newman high school is a catholic school in west palm beach with a ridiculous amount of hot girls and shitty ass sports teams and everyone there is a nicotine fien and kids who think they are big because they have daddy’s money to flex.

“Do you have any nicotine?-Cardinal Newman High School kid”

Cardinal Newman high school by Dontworryboutit12345 March 9, 2019

John Newman 

A talented English singer. He is best know for his single, "Love Me Again," which has been an hit in many European countries and has peaked at #1 in the UK charts.

The U.S. has yet to discover John Newman.

John Newman by WritingByTheStorm December 27, 2013

Nelward 

A talented musician who provides the internet with beautiful works. He’s so under-appreciated, I’m baffled at people’s unawareness of his works. Nelward is the fucking coolest.

Jay: Bruh, Nelward just released a song.
Bob: The fuck is a Nelward?

Nelward by Sapnest September 11, 2019