nutritious load 

i found this in my environmental science book. you can use it as another name for sperm. it is so funny.

ok, now its time for you to consume this nutritious load. it will help you grow.

nutritious load by cia_mrx March 14, 2007

Nutritious 

Used to display the awesomeness of anything you think deserves a commendation or props, like a noun, idea, or action. Conceived as a new, urban slang to use in place of overused words/phrases such as, "cool", "bad ass", and "sick". Can also be shortened as "NUTRIT".

"Dude, that concert last night was nutritious!" Or, in response to an idea: "That sounds nutrit, bro."

Nutritious by Oreos and poon May 16, 2009

nutritious 

meaning good or appetizing in some way; used in place of words like hella or tight when those words sound out of place.

"look at the nutritious body on that girl"; "how to nutritious was that party?"

nutritious by Sammer teh Hammer July 5, 2007

The Misses Nutritious America 

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

The Misses Nutritious America by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

newtrition 

All da refined-and-processed culinary-crap dat modern-day humans are stuffing down their gullets and invalidly viewing as healthy. Why not just go back to "oldtrition" --- i.e., simple natural fare like ordinary fruits 'n' vegetables, whole grains, lean meats, and fresh milk and butter and cheese like yer gramma used to serve??

Da term "newtrition" could also refer to either a balanced diet for yer tiny colorful amphibian buddies, or a meal-regimen dat actually includes said pliable wetland-dwellers. Presumably da recipient of said diet would just be a garter snake or other natural-toxin-immune organisms, though, since these small harmless-looking critters are actually highly poisonous to humans and many other meat-eating creatures. In fact, it's even advisable to wash your hands well after merely handling them, as even the comparatively minute amounts of their bodily-excretions dat you'd absorb through your skin can be very problematic.

newtrition by QuacksO April 26, 2025