by Nigger poop June 20, 2019
A newspaper or magazine that is a smaller alternative to more mainstream, "credible" papers. It's often local, providing inside dirt on things going on in a particular city or area. Sometimes, such as in the case of The Onion, it's published online (however, the Onion is satire as opposed to an actual news source). Some things reported in these papers are not taken seriously, but they often cover important stories bigger papers won't touch. Often liberal in nature, they will also often publish some awesome comics such as Tom Tommorow's "This Modern World" or Derf's "The City." However, these papers, are not meant for a family audience. While usually free, they pay for this by running a lot of sex ads and other inappropriate stuff.
"I wanted to find out about some local bands and read "The City", so I got a free copy of my local altie newspaper."
by andriod5 September 14, 2005
What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.
by matfalddatson May 3, 2021
Where you take a Newspaper and fuck your Girlfriend or Wife with it until you nut. Then take the newspaper and pop her ass a few times till you see cum and black ink from the newspaper on her ass.
Trevor: "Hey dude that girl looks like a fucking freak"
Tyler: "Yea I'm going to take her home and give her a Newspaper Dick"
Cale: "Have you ever given your girl a Newspaper Dick"
Tyler: "Damn right! My girl likes the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal sucks, she makes fun of my size, so I get a Sunday New York Times paper and give her a fucking Newspaper Dick!
Tyler: "Yea I'm going to take her home and give her a Newspaper Dick"
Cale: "Have you ever given your girl a Newspaper Dick"
Tyler: "Damn right! My girl likes the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal sucks, she makes fun of my size, so I get a Sunday New York Times paper and give her a fucking Newspaper Dick!
by TonyRiceMartinGuitar July 15, 2011
Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.
Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!
Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..
Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..
by t0uchmiib0dy July 11, 2008
A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010