1 definition by TonyRiceMartinGuitar

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Where you take a Newspaper and fuck your Girlfriend or Wife with it until you nut. Then take the newspaper and pop her ass a few times till you see cum and black ink from the newspaper on her ass.
Trevor: "Hey dude that girl looks like a fucking freak"

Tyler: "Yea I'm going to take her home and give her a Newspaper Dick"

Cale: "Have you ever given your girl a Newspaper Dick"

Tyler: "Damn right! My girl likes the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal sucks, she makes fun of my size, so I get a Sunday New York Times paper and give her a fucking Newspaper Dick!
by TonyRiceMartinGuitar July 15, 2011

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