A player or supporter of Blyth Spartans, the North East's premier non-league football team (soccer for all you who believe that football involves wearing huge amounts of padding and armour and throwing the ball)
Blyth Spartans got to the 5th round of the FA Cup in 1978, a feat since equalled, but never beaten. Now in the "Conference North" , they are the highest placed team in the North east of England's non league pyramid.
Chants of "Harry Dunn's green and white army" and "we are Blyth, we are Blyth, we are Blyyyyyyth" often accompany the Spartan army in their travels around the country.
Local rivals include cock knockers Gateshead, who are supported by a bunch of wannabe mackems south of the River Tyne.
"Come on Spartans", "Hawaaaaaay Spartans" or just "Hawaaaaay Blyth"
Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk
"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)
nonsense sub culture word and mispronounciation for the FA National Stadium called Wembley. Situated in Wembley in NW London WEM-BER-LEE is frequented by FA Cup semi and finalists from the rich four (although Portsmouth and Cardiff have gatecrashed the party) and play off finalists from the lower divisions of the football league. Also plays host to IN-GER-LUND matches and is probably situated in the most inaccessible area of the country. Flags and scarfs with WEM-BER-LEE slogan can be purchased from unofficial unlicensed scousers for a tenner. (fiver after the game).
"We're the greatest (insert team) FC and we're going to WEM-BER-LEE, WEM-BER-LEE...WEM-BER-LEE"
A revoloutionary haircut with bald top and short sides which has inspired many. It is the future of fashion and style.
Newsh cut :)
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Gatsbys American Dream (there is no apostrophe) is the sliver of hope amongst a world of shitty, generic, thoughtless, pop punk shit.more...
The band has their roots in indie, pop punk, and folk, but incorporates several other genres including metal and post-hardcore.
Each member of the band has made a risky move by learning the ancient arts of music making:
The singer's lyrics are poetic, metaphorical, and instead of singing about ex-girlfriends, he sings about events in literature, therefore forcing the listener to use his or her brain.
The guitars (Mainly Bobby) have looked into the past and learned what we once called "guitar chords", in oppose to the modern "power chord". Bobby often uses minor chords, bar chords, and sevenths.
The bassist read an encyclopedia and learned that bass is short for bass GUITAR, and actually plays it like one, instead of constantly playing rythm.
"When Vin Diesel invented the drums, he appointed Rudy Gajadhar as the overseer to the instrument. You can't top his skillz." Unlike all drummers in modern music, the drummer has developed his skills to keep rythm, and stand out at the same time, like God intended.
I haven't heard enough of the keys, but it's not often someone makes a ringing organ sound good.
The bands only shortcoming is that, after their debut album, the went hysterical and decided NOT to use the mind-numbing chorus-verse-chorus song structure in EVERY SONG, making the band unbelievably better, but sadly, angering the mighty m...