Newbauer

The act of a male inserting a Sprite bottle into a female's vagina

Oh man, Marissa got newbauered by Derek last night

Newbauer by Jared Osborne September 3, 2009

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Neibauer

A raging boner, also someone who hates mexicans and fat people and lazy people and poor people...ya

Dude stop being such a neibauer. My neibauer was huge last night.

Neibauer by bamfness00111111231231 March 31, 2010

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Neubauer

When a person completely assumes that everything was meant for just them. Any decency of sharing, or possibly acknowledging that it didn’t belong to them is completely disregarded.

There were totally FIVE brownies left....pretty sure you Neubauered the whole pan. Thanks for thinking about leaving me at least a half of one. Glad you enjoyed all my hard work

Neubauer by GrassMechanics August 18, 2019

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Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

Jonas Neubauer by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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