Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

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neatering

David: I need to really clean my room. I need to do some neatering.
Jade: Did you just say neatering?

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A person that dresses in a new, exciting, and sometimes with a futuristic approach.

I wore fat lady jeans up to my waist today, which was totally newster 'cuz i paired it with an oversized hat.

Newster by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

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to divorce your wife while she's seriously ill, a la Newt Gingrich

man, Helen's not showing any signs of recovery - it's a real downer. I might have to Newter her.

Newter by KP Freely March 7, 2012

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what Lia is...

Lia is a poopshkin neater!

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The act of Newt Gingrich getting involved with a political campaign, thereby destroying said campaign's chance of winning the election.

The Trump campaign was so far ahead in the poles until they selected Gingrich as a running mate and he Newtered their chances of winning.

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When you've been working endless hours trying to do engineering homework and it messes you up to your core

Man, Maya really got Newtered while she was figuring out SI units at Ehall.

Newtered by RealOneRae September 28, 2022

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