New Haircut Sex 

Girlfriend or wife gets a new/different sexy haircut and you want to take it out for a test drive.

Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.

Damn, that 's a nice haircut babe. Can we have some "new haircut sex" now?

New Haircut Sex by DeV3333 October 28, 2010

my new haircut 

A funny video on youtube.com. It epitimizes a typical guido in Staten Island, NJ shore, etc. It mocks them in the way they dress, tan, cut their hair, and work out at the gym. youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

That "my new haircut" video basically represents 90% of my high school

my new haircut by realdealholyfield November 9, 2007

my new haircut 

1.) When your friend goes up to you and says my new haircut it means that they want to go grind with bitches.

2.) An amazing video.

"Yo man, this is my new haircut. (my new fucking haircut). You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight. Bitches love me new haircut, and if they don't... fucking skanks."

my new haircut by yagerbombss November 12, 2007

happy new haircut 

Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.

Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.

happy new haircut by Jags1876 February 17, 2015

new jersey haircut 

A form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. After passing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid.

This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute

I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.

new jersey haircut by Green eggs and baaaam June 1, 2016

New York Haircut 

A sex move in which the man cums on the woman's face, then proceeds to rip off some of her pubes and throw them at aforementioned cummed upon face. If done correctly, the pubes adhere to the semen, creating a "hairy" effect.

Bill: Holy shit, I gave Karen such a raging New York Haircut that she couldn't sit down for two days.

New York Haircut by Kittens White January 10, 2009

New Iberia Hair-cut  

A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.

New Iberia hair-cut is the best hair-cut in the world.

New Iberia Hair-cut by Bianca Montage April 15, 2008