New Hampshire dog 

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.

I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.

New Hampshire dog by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

you can't teach an old dog new tricks 

It means that it is very hard to change someones habits

You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.

you can't teach an old dog new tricks by Zahraa June 13, 2017

Old dog new trick 

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

Old dog new trick by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

teach an old dog new tricks 

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

teach an old dog new tricks by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you 

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you by Tom TNT May 12, 2025

New York Chili Dog 

Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.

Bro, I can't get the smell of that New York Chili Dog to go away.

New York Chili Dog by DirtyDoc May 31, 2016

New York Chili Dog 

To deficate in a runny manner on a girl's chest, and then proceed to staddle her while holding her breasts together and drive your manhammer into the sludge filled valley!

"That Pepper is one freaky bitch. After we got home she let me enjoy a New York Chili Dog with her. It was warm and satisfying."

New York Chili Dog by Maxwell Highpoint October 3, 2006