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Alfred E. Neuman

the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.
(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine

(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)

(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
Alfred E. Neuman by m-37 January 27, 2005

alfred e. neuman

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.
alfred e. neuman by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006

Neumpilofic 

Being unsure whether you actually feel something or, just think that you feel something .
I am so neumpilofic about the sadness i feel when watching that movie
Neumpilofic by sarrggdfghj March 16, 2019

neumaning 

Staying home from working, often useless.
I will be neumaning today.
neumaning by Iamawaysneumaning August 5, 2011

Neumguahe 

A word with no meaning at all.

It is unknown where it even came from but I came up with it somehow.

It can be said whenever no matter what the situation is.

It’s just fun to say sometimes
Person 1: “Hey Scrub

Person 2: “Neumguahe”

Person 3: “Yes”
Neumguahe by LilFreshyyy February 17, 2022

von Neumann Algebra 

In mathematics, a von Neumann algebra or W*-algebra is a *-algebra of bounded operators on a Hilbert space that is closed in the weak operator topology and contains the identity operator. It is a special type of C*-algebra.
The bounded operators on any Hilbert space form a von Neumann algebra, which is some the dopest shit I seen.