neuken

To fuck, make love.

Also: verneuken, which means to fuck up

Ik ga je anaal neuken vanavond, means, I will do you in the butt tonight.

by Goldie December 19, 2005

neuken

To screw. Mess with. Dutch use it most often in casual manner, though now famous in Europe as well.

Neuken in de keuken met mien Schatje. - Dutch. , Don't ever neuken with that pussy.

by Bharat Bhushan January 17, 2004

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.

Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

by Yogalates April 8, 2005

wil je neuken in de keuken

hallo

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh

by thegerbmeister December 6, 2022