neuk je piemel 

It means I love you in dutch

"Ik neuk je piemel" — "I love you"

neuk je piemel by RenaultClio October 10, 2018

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.

Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

neuken in de keuken by Yogalates April 8, 2005

neuken 

To fuck, make love.

Also: verneuken, which means to fuck up

Ik ga je anaal neuken vanavond, means, I will do you in the butt tonight.

neuken by Goldie December 28, 2005

neukteugels 

Dutch slang for lovehandles ( fuckhandles)

"She has some great lovehandles for fucking"

"Ze heeft geweldige neukteugels om te batsen"

neukteugels by unicornwiththeunibrow June 13, 2014

wil je neuken in de keuken 

hallo

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh

wil je neuken in de keuken by thegerbmeister December 6, 2022

neuka 

When an older black man says nigga or nigger.

Black man 1: Hey man watch wit were you goin.

Old black man: You watch eit you yun neuka!

Black man 2: Wut he saying?

Black man 1: I don know fuck the prune nigga.

neuka by 2 rasta's and 3 white rasta's June 23, 2010

neuken 

To screw. Mess with. Dutch use it most often in casual manner, though now famous in Europe as well.

Neuken in de keuken met mien Schatje. - Dutch. , Don't ever neuken with that pussy.

neuken by Bharat Bhushan January 16, 2004