netseed 

An elaborate and surreptitious form of marketing on the internet. A netseed usually takes the form of a staged amateur video and is later revealed to be a commercial.

"That 'Bride Wigout' video on YouTube is a netseed! The crazy bitch cut her hair, but it's a commercial for Sunsilk hair products!"

netseed by Robbie McNamara December 14, 2008

netsend 

1. A "feature" in Windows NT and derivatives (2000, XP) that allows direct sending of a message to another computer. Often used for unsolicited advertisements and having fun in the computer lab.

"Some jerk in my class just learned how to netsend, and now it is impossible to get any work done in the lab."

netsend by Adam Wilson January 7, 2004

netceed 

A word to describe the success of something (succeed), after the carnage created by the task has been taken away (Gross succeed - absolute carnage = netceed).

"I see Derek didn't quite succeed at pulling Angela....but well done on his netceed with the postbox. A hole's a hole 👌🏼"

netceed by NotAndrew2 March 31, 2023