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Nipaholic 

Someone addicted to playing with their own nipples
Sally "My nips are rubbed raw and bleeding"

Tina "I'm telling you, girl. I think you're a nipaholic"

Sally "Maybe I should find a support group..."
Nipaholic by Rae$ September 7, 2013

Negaholic 

Worse than a Negative Nancy, or Debbie Downer. This person is excessively negative, even during the happiest of times. They find themselves completely incapable of being positive. Some might call them pessimists, but they are much worse. They seem to be addicted to negativity.
My hubby is the biggest negaholic EVER! I surprised him with a new flatscreen tv for his birthday. Instead of smiling and hugging me, he instead frowned and asked how much I spent on it since he was planning on buying a new hard drive for his computer with our extra dough. Then he frowned some more because he realized he was another year older.
Negaholic by borntomakestuff January 24, 2010
Someone who is infatuated and utterly obsessed with Naya Rivera.

Spending a day not checking her twitter for tweets, looking at pictures or videos of her feels like physical torture to them.

If someone says they're a bigger fan of her than them, they will shamelessly laugh in their face.
Person 1: What is with your browser history its all Naya Rivera. Not to mention your bedroom wall and all those posters and you you talk about her 24/7 like she's your God.

Person 2: She is, and she leads a religion.

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ....

Person 1: You are sure a Nayaholic.
Nayaholic by nayaholic08 August 22, 2012

Netáhlíno Panicitida

Commonly known as The Extreme virginity behaviour syndrome.

Loosely translated from Czech language as Ain'tpullo Virginitidus, is a rare disease that affects (mostly) men in ages between 16 and 23. I has not yet been discovered by public and medical proffesionals, therefore it's not yet fully researched. However, a group of Czech analysts, who discovered it, did some research and found out about its drastic symptoms (simptoms).

Person rather chooses to ditch previously set up plans with the boys, only to be with his partner, which directly violates the first and the most important rule of the Bro code: "Bros before hoes." Also he can't go anywhere without his partner.

This was discovered by a company of a few Czech intelectuals, who started to see these symptoms on one of the boys.

Patient zero: codename "Nyprd"
A: "Jde s námi hrát counter-strike?" (Is he gonna play Counter-Strike with us?)
B: "Ne, trápí ho Netáhlíno Panicitida." (No, he probably has Ain'tpullo Virginitidus.)
A: "Panic." (Virgin.)

Netcoholic

someone who is addicted to the internet and who spends countless numbers of hours surfing the net aimlessly.
you : man, I see you online 24/7.
me : yeah, I'm netcoholic. take me out to a free dinner?
Netcoholic by 3eggs January 30, 2009

nakaholic 

someone who enjoys to be naked 100% of the time, and is ok with everyone seeing.
dude i just walked into kate and charlotte's room and kate was naked again. thats the seventh time this week. shes such a nakaholic.
nakaholic by seven77 May 25, 2010