Bird Nests Bald 

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest

Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld

Bird Nests Bald by EmJayee March 11, 2020

empty nest syndrome 

The feeling you get when your kids are adults & have moved out. The house feels so empty.

The empty nest syndrome was really tough to deal with at first & I still miss my kids living with me!

empty nest syndrome by Starchylde May 27, 2016

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nessynoo 

Someone who speaks in a gibberish, drunken manner, when they are completely sober.

Vanessa: Gish-ba-bish-da-tish for three?
Adrian: Huh?!You're such a nessynoo!

nessynoo by Snickerdoodlehg64 May 23, 2018

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

amy-ness 

when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing

e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"

amy-ness by estellanutella August 23, 2022

Loughery Ness Monster 

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

Loughery Ness Monster by Harry McGill July 20, 2011