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Necrofecalbestiality 

A bizarre and dangerous fetish that requires an abundance of excrement, both human and animal, that the living human smears all over the dead animal. Any animal will do, but only if its been dead long enough for the decay to be both nasally offensive and of course maggoty in texture. The human male (it's almost always a he - except in the much rarer lesbonecrofecalbestiality) then proceeds to violate the animal corpse, in the ungodly act of sodomy, until the rotting flesh and interspecies shit forms a sort of paste, which the man then spreads on a cracker and tries to trick people into eating, even going so far as to fabricate a completely made up word for the putrescence: pate.
party goer 1: "Hey, I'm not so sure about this party. The host looks like he's been rolling in dead shit, and he's been touching all the food. I think I just lost my appetite."
party goer 2: "Don't be ignorant! He's a gourmet! Look, have you tried this pate? Its to die for!"
thoughts of the guy who does necrofecalbestiality: "Hehehehehe, my sexual arousal has so peaked! this is much better than collecting pink socks"
Necrofecalbestiality by Alpha&Omega September 22, 2005

necrofelch 

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.
jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.
necrofelch by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

necrofelia

dude, last night I was arrested for necrofelia.
necrofelia by Josh Dunham June 16, 2008

Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac 

A person that has an abnormal attraction to having sex with dead baby animals of the same sex, while shitting on them and lighting them on fire.
Bob: Do you see that man over there?
John: Yes, what of him?
Bob: I heard he was a Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac

beastial necrofelcher 

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.
The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.
beastial necrofelcher by Scotty February 16, 2004

Necrofetius

"Did you hear about that guy who had sex with a dead fetus?" "Dude that's Necrofetius!"
Necrofetius by Reverendatk December 12, 2009