necklers

Sprinkler system developed by rednecks that entail a regular garden hose run from tree to tree with holes made by a pocket knife at all desired water flow locations. Benefits: cheaper and easier to self-install than a formal sprinkler system, no possible damage to sprinkler heads by incompetent gardeners, can adjust water flow by either adding more holes or putting duct tape to decrease flow
Downfalls: too many holes lead to pressure decrease in whole system, may freeze in winter

Over the weekend I installed a new set of necklers for our garden.

The neckler system in front of your house is very effective.

Necklers are easy to install and cost effective.

necklers by TingaGross July 25, 2009

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Neckless

The description of a man you see with an odd shaped stature with no neck at all appearing to have just a head and body for example ...Barbie dolls boyfriend Ken Doll is neckless.He has no neck he is all head body and all muscle.where the head sits stiffly on its shoulders without neck length or gap
Not necessarily touched with the ugly stick

Went to karaoke saturday night and saw a neckless bloke at the pub...he was neckless all body and no neck!

Neckless by munyuck January 23, 2009

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neckler

The ring of gas that accumulates around the collar area of a wet suit when a scuba diver farts

"I shouldn't have eaten so much cabbage before we went scuba diving. I had a wicked neckler on the way down."

neckler by adamdromes September 7, 2012

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pearl neckless

when someone shoots his load for between somechick's boobs onto her neck
and by that its like his is giving her a pearl neckless, only the pearls can be esily wiped with a napkin, peace!

u gots a nice pearl neckless

pearl neckless by shafan inc. December 24, 2003