Nebraska; Flat, Corn, Cows, Fried Mayonnaise Balls, Probably the most uneventful, boring state in the union.
Nebraska - "Ever wonder why there are storm chasers? An hour in Omaha I'm looking for a tornado to take me anyplace, uhh get me the hell outta here" - Daniel Tosh
by Flytemaster July 11, 2008
Nebraska.
The birth place of Hyrantus, the savior of the Society of Jews.
Nebraska is a holy land for all who desire to achieve spiritual comfort whilst at the same time be able to drink a 1987 Absolut Vodka in one of the holy bars. Hyrantus walked the holy land; and transformed it into an oasis. Ok? Good. Praise Hyrantus; the Savior and Creator of Nebraska and the Society of Jews.
The birth place of Hyrantus, the savior of the Society of Jews.
Nebraska is a holy land for all who desire to achieve spiritual comfort whilst at the same time be able to drink a 1987 Absolut Vodka in one of the holy bars. Hyrantus walked the holy land; and transformed it into an oasis. Ok? Good. Praise Hyrantus; the Savior and Creator of Nebraska and the Society of Jews.
by The Mother Fucking Anime Titty November 15, 2019
by Eric Wood April 23, 2005
The perfect state for white people.
The state is almost racially segregated, just like the "sport" NASCAR. So the Southerners and the KKK members will soon be moving there out of the South, probably. Nebraska and Wyoming are the only states in the USA where white people and Native Americans make up almost 95% of the majority population, and Black people and Asians are a minority. The people there almost exclusively vote Republican, too. It's a Heartland state that acts like a Confederate Southern state.
The state is almost racially segregated, just like the "sport" NASCAR. So the Southerners and the KKK members will soon be moving there out of the South, probably. Nebraska and Wyoming are the only states in the USA where white people and Native Americans make up almost 95% of the majority population, and Black people and Asians are a minority. The people there almost exclusively vote Republican, too. It's a Heartland state that acts like a Confederate Southern state.
by Abraham's Adversary October 28, 2018
A place that has no McDonalds open or serving food or they are only acceping cash and have muffins but no steak.
by Fuck Nebraska January 20, 2015
The Mississippi of the Midwest.
Nebraska is very backwards, very republican, and has lots of stuck up and sheltered people, especially the girls.
by Jeffro June 30, 2005
A place you have to go through if you drive from the east coast to the west coast on Interstate 80. It's best to drive through it at night since the scenery is mind numbingly boring.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004