A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
A place people go to get fat.
You're too skinny. You better start eating at McDonalds.
A retarded chimp that claims to be from Texas.
Lets go to the zoo and laugh at the George W. Bush.
Simply the best browser out there. It will make you wonder why you ever used IE.
Why are you still using that outdated piece of crap IE when you can use Firefox?
The browser to use if you want a computer full of evil spyware.
I just love a slow browser. That's why I use Internet Explorer.
A time of year when people spend more money than they have on crap for people who don't deserve it.
I just wasted 500 dollars on Christmas crap.
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