by Gritty42 November 23, 2011
that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor
this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma
by L-D to da D-Z November 8, 2006
one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.
Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.
If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008
a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.
Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer
by Sexydimma October 5, 2013
A tattoo, above, below or around your navel. Like a Vag Badge but higher up and kind of related to a tramp stamp.
by Violetly N October 15, 2012
When one ejaculates into his sexual parteners belly button(much to their surprise) and then throws them in a freezer, causing the scemen on their navel to frost over. The coup de grâce or "icing on the naval" as some would say is signified with you leaving your partener in the freezer as you steal their car. Usually done in some sort of restaurant where a freezer large enough to fit a person would be.
"So Erik and I were having sex, and then without any warning he flipped me over and busted into my belly button and threw me in the freezer!"
"That sounds Aweful!"
"Yeah, but the worst part was he left me in there long enough for it to freeze and then he stole my car!"
"Oh! He gave you the 'ol Frosty Navel!"
"That sounds Aweful!"
"Yeah, but the worst part was he left me in there long enough for it to freeze and then he stole my car!"
"Oh! He gave you the 'ol Frosty Navel!"
by Papa Bear117 April 16, 2009
The process of inserting the end of a finger, generally the index finger, into another person's navel and wriggling it about.
Wendy squealed as Bob Navel Raped her, giving a ticklish sensation to her belly with the wriggling finger.
by MaliceBliss November 7, 2003