3 definitions by Gritty42

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Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.
Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!

Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.
by Gritty42 November 23, 2011

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A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.
Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

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What emo's commonly refer to as; "Skinny Jeans"
The emo kid put on his "Nut Suckers"
by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

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