navel gazer 

a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.

Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer

navel gazer by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2013

navel-gazer

one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.

Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.

If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.

navel-gazer by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008

naval gazer 

what someone is during the act of fellatio. while they are down there, they are at eye level the pitcher's naval.

she's a great naval gazer.

naval gazer by wode June 18, 2007

navelgazers 

self-absorbed narcissist.

What a bunch of navelgazers - all they ever talk about is themselves!

navelgazers by dafduc July 28, 2006