navel gazer 

a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.

Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer

navel gazer by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2013

navel-gazer

one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.

Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.

If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.

navel-gazer by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008

naval gazer 

what someone is during the act of fellatio. while they are down there, they are at eye level the pitcher's naval.

she's a great naval gazer.

naval gazer by wode June 18, 2007

navelgazers 

self-absorbed narcissist.

What a bunch of navelgazers - all they ever talk about is themselves!

navelgazers by dafduc July 28, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008