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reverse nautilus 

N. An exit maneuver that is performed after walking into an awkward or otherwise undesirable situation. It consists of walking or scuffling backwards while undulating the arms along the anterior region of the transverse plane, imitating the way the chambered nautilus swims. A person performing the reverse nautilus will try to forget what has been seen.

V. To do the reverse nautilus.
N. When I saw my little brother masturbating, I did the reverse nautilus.

V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.
reverse nautilus by assmurderer January 11, 2010

nautilus 

to work out in a gym (eponymously after the Nautilus chain of fitness centers)
"You know, those mail bags, they get mighty heavy. I uh, I
Nautilus, of course. (puffs out his chest)."

Newman in Seinfeld Ep. 132 The Bottle Deposit
nautilus by Jerry Newman January 3, 2009

Nastilious 

nas-til-e-ous
Aggressively repulsive
“Ugh, that dogs stench is so nastilious.”
“*Audible Gag* What did you put in this dish to make it taste nastilious?!”
“Hot trash, so nastilious!”
“Their laugh is nastilious!”
Nastilious by xrllrx August 3, 2021

Nautilusness 

The feeling of pure rage when you are absolutely proven wrong but there is nothing you can say or do about it.
I was arguing with my friend and he caught me in a lie, completely undid every argument I had made. I wanted to fucking exploded, i felt something close to nautilusness in those moments.
Nautilusness by TK448 June 1, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026