Watching NatGeo 

Another slang for watching gay porn

Joe: I wish they would make a radio that plays music based on data science models for the current day, time and weather.
Dutch: Aight, piss off. I have better things to do.
Joe: Like what?
Dutch: Like watching NatGeo

Watching NatGeo by Kungfluencer March 20, 2020

Nat Geo Boobs 

Flappy breasts typically seen in National Geographic magazine with articles regarding aboriginal/native tribes in Africa or the South Pacific. Occasionally sported by the back to nature focused no-bra-wearing women in the western world.

Man... she's super cute except for those Nat Geo Boobs...

Nat Geo Boobs by muso68 July 29, 2009

Nat Geo 

Purposely avoiding or cropping out people from a scenic photo to make it seem like you're alone in a remote area when it's actually crowded with tourists

"I'm trying to Nat Geo the shit out of this photo, but all these people are getting in the way."

"They're not that adventurous, that shit's just Nat Geo."

Nat Geo by Ice ice land-baby May 24, 2016

Nateorium 

A time when a good-looking, sexy piece of man meat is about to turn 32 and be taken off the market.

Dude #1: What are you going to do for your Nateorium?

Dude #2: Hookers and blow.

Nateorium by boogerie October 18, 2008

nat geo 

A breast that contains a nipple which reaches new height. cannot be less than 1 inch high. Derives from the magazine National geographic, refering to the size of the nipples.

Jarel- " yo how was christina in bed i heard she had some nat geos"
Jamal-" for sure that biddy's nipples were higher than a fucking kite"

nat geo by Matty Donn June 22, 2009

natheon 

Natheon is usually a white kid who likes sneakers he can’t afford and hangs around a bunch a cool people and believes he’s cool too

Oh here comes Natheon

natheon by Thatoneweridsmartwigga May 14, 2018

natgeophoto

A perfectly captured travel photo that some random person on the internet has taken.

YO that's a natgeophoto!

natgeophoto by sherackcitybitch July 3, 2017