Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 July 28, 2013
by Damn, Dan July 7, 2016
A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.
Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 23, 2010
When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.
Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.
by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016
A Slang Medical Term for when you fall asleep after eating Food, Or when you are very tired and want to fall asleep.
Also Shortened to PCN
Also Shortened to PCN
by MRsneezy August 9, 2007
how'd you like some of my Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod?
by Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod Master September 7, 2003
When one sits down in a conference room, and no matter how interesting the topic, one falls asleep immediately.
Co-Worker: "What class did you go to?"
You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."
Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"
You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."
You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."
Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"
You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."
by JTIBF August 18, 2010