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authoritea

1. Tea for anyone who believes that violence can be used to solve complex {social} issues.
2. Tea for authoritative leaders or parents.
3. Tea for an author.
person one: would you like some authoritea?
person two: no thanks, I like green tea better, and I dont subscribe to that ideology...

...and my writing is horrible.
by cyberphunkisms January 6, 2010
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UnnecessaryPlug

A performative act or statement where an individual emphasizes or reminds others of their alignment with a societal privilege or metric of superiority, irrespective of relevance to the situation. Unlike virtue signaling, which seeks to showcase moral or ethical alignment, an UnnecessaryPlug reinforces traditional privilege hierarchies or classic idioms of status worship without any explicit moral intent. It refers to a form of signaling where someone emphasizes an aspect of their identity or status that aligns with societal privilege or power structures, but in a way that is irrelevant to the context or conversation. This signal doesn't aim to highlight virtue but instead serves as a reminder of dominance or superiority within a specific metric upheld by traditional privilege-worship idioms. A kind of virtue signal but without necessarily pointing to virtue, rather a reminder of you are winning on one metric of classic privilege worship idioms within the gorgonmatrix. For example, we play the race card when it is not needed or remind people that you are tall: Inserting a comment about one's height in a conversation unrelated to physical attributes, as a reminder of dominance in a metric often valorized by societal norms. For gorgonwars, Zapp Brannigan would be the ultimate archetype of this idea of UnnecessaryPlug.
Host: "Welcome to the show! We're so excited to talk about your new movie. It’s been getting fantastic reviews."

Actor: "Thanks, yeah, it’s been an incredible journey. You know, being 6'4", you really get a different perspective on the world, and I think that perspective helped me bring depth to my character."

Host: "...Right, but your role is about a hacker trapped in a virtual world. How did your height come into play there?"

Actor: "It was an UnnecessaryPlug, Jimmy"
by cyberphunkisms December 28, 2024
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Reverse Vanguard

Lenin argued that the working class needed guidance from a group of educated, politically aware leaders, consisting of intellectuals and revolutionaries who understood the complexities of politics and economics, could create a clear revolutionary strategy, and ensure the working class aimed for systemic change rather than small reforms. The vanguard's role was to lead and elevate the workers' struggle to achieve revolutionary goals.

The reverse vanguard is how the CIA realized they can use a covert neoliberal ideology disguised as equity to infiltrate these communities and soviets by making sure the people who would dismantle the revolution would be the “least historically privileged” thereby forcing anyone with expertise to not take up space, while mostly scabs, or emotional labor prostitutes, did the most talking. This definition is part of #contentinternet and #gorgonwars which means you need to follow the white rabbit to learn more.
Hey man did you hit up that occupy meeting?

Nah dude it's a Reverse Vanguard now, makes more sense to become a businessman and exploit surplus labor now.
by cyberphunkisms December 30, 2024
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Barbaric Streisand Effect

When good-intentioned people try to censor hateful content but it only creates a polarized echo chamber that festers and grows.
Timmy: TIMMAH?

Saul: The road to hell is paved with good intentions, but the gates of heaven are opened by the devil's advocate.

Timmy: TIMMEH.

Saul: Yes, Timmy, it seems that we need to rename the barbara Streisand effect since she was trying so hard to have the last laugh, she has allowed hate to grow in the shadows and become a monster now, the Barbaric Streisand Effect.

Timmy: TIMMAAAAAH!!!
Saul: Just another example of cyberphunkisms
by cyberphunkisms December 15, 2022
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Anarchic Governments Paradox

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.
Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.
by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009
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Chilliage

1. Various forms of having a laid back time or being easy going with the possibility of socialising.
2. A time for relaxing and not caring or placing too much importance on life issues.
1. "Hey dude, you have time for some chilliage this afternoon? "

"Fo sho bra, come by Saul's crib!"

2. "Hey girl, what you up to?"

"Juss some chilliage in the park"

"Nice, I'm close by I'll hit up. "
by cyberphunkisms August 3, 2016
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urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
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